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"The sat-nav said this was where the pub was...I wonder how long it will take them to build it?"
"We have to be missing twenty-four hours before I consider us lost."
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"I'm not so sure this is still Queens."
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"We wanted to make the system more human."
GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.
It's our latest sat-nav, we modelled it on a london cabbie.
'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'
"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."
Following satellite navigation instructions is an essential skill in the modern world.
'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'
"I've worked out this sat nav thing...oh we're already here..."
'King Arthur's Court? I think it's that way. This is King Arthur's Boulevard.'
'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'
'Tell back seat driver to shut up.'
Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'
"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."
"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."
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"'Bring the GPS,' I said. You said, 'Don't worry, I got breadcrumbs...'"
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"Here.....pass me that bloody sat-nav!"
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"In 20,000 cubits, right-turn then your destination will be ahead!"
"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"
"For Heaven's sake, Sheila, stop arguing with the sat-nav."