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The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'
"You're a latitude-and-longitude person, which will be helpful to you, I'm sure, in 1992."
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Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'
"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."
"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"
"The sat-nav said this was where the pub was...I wonder how long it will take them to build it?"
'There are some ethical roadblocks, so do we use our Greedy Positioning System or our moral compass to find a detour?'
'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'
Tat Nav - Rag and Bone Man.
"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."
'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'
"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."
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'Let me look at that map...'
Cards for my G.P.S.
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"We wanted to make the system more human."
"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."
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"David can't find anything without the sat nav these days."
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.
GPS in Outer Space
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It's our latest sat-nav, we modelled it on a london cabbie.
'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'
'Go on,admit it - you're lost aren't you?'