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The Devil's Workshop
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons, bottled water, water bottle, water bottles, water, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, profiteer, profiteering, take advantage, taking advantage, consumerism, consumer, consumers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, basic commodity, basic commodities, drought, droughts, water shortage, water shortages
Satan Fast Food
Tags:fast food, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bad for you, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, calorie, calories, calorie counting, calorie counter, calorie counters, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, tempt, tempts, temptations, tempting, satan, demon, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
Tags:hell, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, death, dead, music, musicians, communicate, communication, communicating, communicates, dishonest, dishonesty, ethical, ethics, ethic, moral, morals, morality, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, lip-synch, lip-synching, lipsynch, lipsynching
"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problem, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery
"Hmm, what would Satan do?"
'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'
"So much for your attorneys."
'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'
"I hate what we've become."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, regret, regrets, regretful, life choice, life choice, bad decision, bad decisions, remorse, remorseful, depressed, depressing, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, criminal, criminals, disappointment, disappointing, disappointments, disappointed
"You are a senator or you want to be a senator?"
'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'
Tags:hell, devil, devils, satan, satanist, satanists, fire, burn, burns, burning, fire exit, fire exits, escape, escapes, escape route, escape routes, safe, safety, health and safety, fire marshal, fire marshals, unsafe, pointless, useless, dangerous, danger, lucifer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."
Tags:nuke, nukes, nuclear waste, hell, hades, devil, devils, satan, satanic, burial, burials, burial site, burial sites, depletion, uranium, radioactive, radioactive waste, nimby, nimbys, not in my backyard, award, awards, awarded, volunteer, volunteers, volunteering, ethics, ethical issue, ethical issues
"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
Tags:satan, devil, lucifer, devil, devils, satanic, demon, demons, hades, hell, axis of evil, bush, george w. bush, iran, iraq, north korea, war on terror, cards, card, greeting card, greeting cards, stationary, anniversary, anniversaries, assistant, assistants, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrative assistant, administrative assistants, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
Tags:devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, satanic, deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, sins, meeting, meetings, human resources, hr, h r, media, big business, business, corporate, political, politics, politically, politically charged, appearances, realities, reality, metaphor, metaphors, executive, executives, management, managers, big business, corporations, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, evil, evilly, evils, money, wealth, wealthy, positive image, public relations, pr, p r, pr management, spin, spin doctor, rhetoric, fake, phony, phonies, lies, fake news, critique, critical, critic
"With me it's neither nature nor nurture. It's Satan."
"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
Tags:demon rum, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics, drink, drinks, drinking, metaphor, prohibition, prohibition era, religion, religious, religious imagery, demon, demons, devil, devils, the devil, satan, satanic, hell, hellish, vice, vices, sins, sinning, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party
"And lastly, for all eternity, French, blue cheese, or ranch?"
The devil is in desk bin titled 'The Details'
"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. No intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
Tags:satan, the devil, devil, devils, demon, demons, lucifer, devil horns, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, president of america, president, wish, desire, protestation, prostest too much, devils lies, lies, lying, lier, liers, good vs. evil, evil, guilty, innocent, innocence, appearance of innocence
"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you . . ."
Tags:religion, religious, death, life after death, after death, hell, dead, soul, souls, devil, devils, lucifer, satan, demon, demons, entrance to hell, hell's entrance, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, entrance, entrance, line, lines, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, lining up, lining, queuing, waiting, new arrival, new arrivals, you, bouncer, bouncers, doorman, doormen, security
Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...