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"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
Tags:hell, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, death, dead, music, musicians, communicate, communication, communicating, communicates, dishonest, dishonesty, ethical, ethics, ethic, moral, morals, morality, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, lip-synch, lip-synching, lipsynch, lipsynching
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problome, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishment, punishments, religious imagery
"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."
Tags:nuke, nukes, nuclear waste, hell, hades, devil, devils, satan, satanic, burial, burials, burial site, burial sites, depletion, uranium, radioactive, radioactive waste, nimby, nimbys, not in my backyard, award, awards, awarded, volunteer, volunteers, volunteering, ethics, ethical issue, ethical issues
"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
Tags:satan, devil, lucifer, devil, devils, satanic, demon, demons, demonic, hades, hell, axis of evil, bush, george w. bush, iran, iraq, north korea, war on terror, cards, card, greeting card, greeting cards, stationary, anniversary, anniversaries, assistant, assistants, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrative assistant, administrative assistants, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants
"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
Tags:demon rum, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics, drink, drinks, drinking, metaphor, prohibition, prohibition era, religion, religious, religious imagery, demon, demons, devil, devils, the devil, satan, satanic, hell, hellish, vice, vices, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party
"With me it's neither nature nor nurture. It's Satan."
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
Tags:devil, devils, demon, demons, demonic, satan, satanic, deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, sin, sins, meeting, meetings, human resources, hr, h r, media, big business, business, corporate, political, politics, politically, politically charged, appearances, realities, reality, metaphor, metaphors, executive, executives, management, managers, big business, corporations, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, evil, evilly, evils, money, wealth, wealthy, positive image, public relations, pr, p r, pr management, spin, spin doctor, rhetoric, fake, phony, phonies, lies, fake news, critique, critical, critic
"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, critic, everyone's a critic, critical, criticise, criticize, rejection, rejected, reject, rejects, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishment, punishments, religious imagery
"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz
"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"
Tags:corporation, corporations, satan, satanic, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, corporate control, evil, evilness, lucifer, prince of darkness, uncaring, bad guy, bad guys, megacorporation, megacorporations, mega-corporation, mega-corporations, megacorps, conglomerate, conglomerates
'Man, they sure know how to twist the knife.'
"Throw in Bell Atlantic, and it's a deal."
Tags:telecom, telecommunications, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, sales, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, contract, contracts, business, businesses, business merger, business mergers, devil, devils, satan, satanic, bully, bullies, bad influence, bad influences, sign your soul to the devil, terms and conditions, deal, deals, agreement, agreements, customer, customers, phone and internet, provider, providers
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
Tags:satan, satanic, satanic rituals, rituals, occult, cult, cultist, lucifer, witch, witches, black magic, dark magic, demon, demons, demonology, devil, the devil, demonic, black mass, black masses, robe, robes, magic, magical, spiritual, spirit, astral, technology, tech, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile, mobiles, cell, cellphone, cell phone, cell phones, cells, call, called, butt dial, butt dials, butt dialled, serious implications, implications, wrong number, wrong, incorrect, number, pentagram, circle, pentacle
Angel Stands In Line At Hell's Complaints Desk
Tags:hell, hellish, satan, satanic, underworld, under world, after life, after-life, complaint, complaints, customer service, customer, customers, service, service industry, metaphor, metaphors, personal hell, personal hells, angel, angels, religious imagery, religious images, religion, religions, devil, devils, the devil, bible, bible, the bible, biblical, wrong place
"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
Tags:stockholm syndrome, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, kidnappers, valentine, valentines, box of chocolates, gift, gifts, captor, captors, affection, display of affection, displays of affection, devil, devils, satan, lucifer, satanic, fond, fondness, damned, damnation, chocolate, chocolates, refuse, refuses, refusal, refusals, afterlife, afterlives, present, presents, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"
Tags:get-together, get-togethers, sacrifice, sacrifices, devil-worshipper, devil-worshippers, satan worship, satan worships, satanic, worship, worships, worshiping, worshipping, party, parties, partying, partier, partiers, mid-week, middle of the week, hangout, hangouts, hanging out, hang-out, hang-outs, evil, evilness, bad guy, bad guys
"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."
Tags:witch, witches, wizard, wizards, warlock, warlocks, witch trials, trials, vampire, vampires, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, mythologies, painting, ancestry, ancestor, ancestors, grandfather, grandfather, occult, satanism, satanic, black mass, black masses, horror, classic horror, happy halloween, halloween, spooky, scary, creepy, fear, portrait, portraits
"For a moment, I was afraid I'd been demonized, but it turns out I've only been cuckolded."
"One of the big reasons for our success here is the unending source of cheap labor."
Tags:devil, devils, demon, demons, evil, satan, satanic, hell, hades, dead, death, die, died, afterlife, underworld, interview, interviews, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, tv, tvs, television, televisions, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, reporter, reporters
"Please hold my calls for the next fifteen minutes, Miss Hammish."
Tags:call, calls, calling, sacrifice, sacrifices, animal sacrifice, animal sacrifices, pagan, pagans, pagan ritual, pagan rituals, ritual, rituals, magic, magical, satanic, witch, witches, goat, goats, cult, cults, costume, costumes, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, private office, private offices, manager, managers, management
"You'll be in charge of the music down here."
Tags:bagpipe, bagpiper, piper, pipers, bagpipes, hell, hellish, devil, devils, music, musicians, musical, dj, disk jockey, disc jockey, maestro, maestros, satan, satanic, lucifer, the devil, demon, demons, underworld, under world, the depths, horrible sound, sounds, noise, noises, religious imagery, religions
The Encyclopedia of Job
Demon vacation company
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, visit, visited, visiting, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, travelling, traveling, traveled, travelled, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, demon, demons, devil, devils, hell, satan, satanic, evil, possess, possessed, possession, demon possession, demonic, exorcist, exorcism, exorcisms, booking, bookings, itinerary, itineraries, planning, planned, plan, plans, ownership, control, controlled, evil spirit, evil spirits
Tags:hopscotch, summon, summons, spell, spells, magic spell, magic spells, incantation, incantations, satan, devil, demon, demons, demon worship, devil worship, accident, accidents, accidental, call, calls, calling, satanic, ritual, rituals, rite, rites, satanic, satanism, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, mishap, mishaps