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The Great Canadian Novel
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'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'
'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'
Alternative methods of pest control.
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A Little Knowledge
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'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'
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'Your generation is soft. I my day we had only three cable movie channels, one ESPN and it was all crappy analog!!'
'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'
'The satellite's going out again!'
Though hesitant at first, Hank orders the 'Watching Paint Dry Network' offered exclusively through his satellite provider.
'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'
Couple watches potential cable company buyouts on television.
"This is no spur of the moment decision, Mother. I've been thinking about it ever since Grandma got the satellite dish."
'Hello, and welcome to Acme Cable. If you're calling about a billing issue, big whoop. Get over it and pay the bill. If your cable is out, who cares. When it's fixed, you'll know it. If you're...'
'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'
'Listen to this. East Side, hole in the wall, $3400.00 per month. Forget it! No cable.'
'We're going back to basic cable."
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"But I already get my entertainment on demand."
A day without cable ends badly.
'Great. I get him the Discovery Dog Channel, now he wants a DVR.'
Bird trapped in a cage with television.
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"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."
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"There's the pay TV remote... the set top box remote... the TV remote... now where did I put the worth watching remote?"
A tourist encounters a pyramid with a satellite dish.
"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."