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The Great Canadian Novel
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'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'
Deadwood 25 miles
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"He was right, the Sky was falling."
'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'
Alternative methods of pest control.
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'Oh, you cut the cord too?'
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A Little Knowledge
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'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'
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'Your generation is soft. I my day we had only three cable movie channels, one ESPN and it was all crappy analog!!'
'Back in the day, things were simpler...It only took 4 stations to bore us.'
"We have HBO, ESPN, and all the rest, but, mostly, we just watch the cheese channel."
'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'
'The satellite's going out again!'
Though hesitant at first, Hank orders the 'Watching Paint Dry Network' offered exclusively through his satellite provider.
'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'
"This is no spur of the moment decision, Mother. I've been thinking about it ever since Grandma got the satellite dish."
"I've seen this before. What's on at 8:30?"
Dish tied to roof
'Hello, and welcome to Acme Cable. If you're calling about a billing issue, big whoop. Get over it and pay the bill. If your cable is out, who cares. When it's fixed, you'll know it. If you're...'
'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'
'Listen to this. East Side, hole in the wall, $3400.00 per month. Forget it! No cable.'
'We're going back to basic cable."
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