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'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'
Alternative methods of pest control.
'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'
'The satellite's going out again!'
'Hello, and welcome to Acme Cable. If you're calling about a billing issue, big whoop. Get over it and pay the bill. If your cable is out, who cares. When it's fixed, you'll know it. If you're...'
"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."
With a little ingenuity, Howie was able to feel like he was truly channel surfing.
'Oh great. The McWit's put up a satellite dish the same week they pave over our entrance.'
'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'
Cable TV service
'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'