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'Your twitter followers are mostly college kids who like to party. Are you sure you want to tweet early Sunday morning?'
Things That It Wasn't
Tags:adam and eve, adam, eve, adam and steve, misheard, mishear, mishearing, misunderstood, misunderstanding, alternate, alternate universe, parallel universe, evel, knievel, evel knievel, saturday, saturday night, garden of good and evil, steve mcqueen, mic up, mixups, mix-ups, mix-up, hear, hearing, comprehension, comprehend, film, films, movie, movies, pop culture, reference, famous, fame
"To the weekend! ...And another successful transformation from 'Functional' to 'Raging!'"
Tags:functional drunk, functional alcoholic, functional alcoholics, functional drunks, raging alcoholic, raging alcoholics, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, drink problem, drink problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, friday nights, friday night, saturday night, saturday nights, social problems, weekend, weekends, extra crispy
'Excuse me, Miss, are you spewing your guts up responsibly?'
Tags:binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, drink responsibly, anti-social, drunks, street drinking, licensed premises, 24-hour drinking, 24 hour drinking, alcohol, teen, teens, teenager, drunk, ladettes, friday night, saturday night, licensing laws, responsible drinking, antisocial behaviour, antisocial behavior, anti-social behaviour, anti-social behavior, binge culture
'Pint of Binge, please. . .'
Paramedic - Paralytic
'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'
'Who needs a social life with TV this good, eh?'
'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'
'C'mon, I'm saving mine for the taxi.'
'Usual Saturday night crap.'
"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."
Tags:baldo, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, saturday, saturdays, saturday night, saturday nights, trouble sleeping, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, out of school, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, miss school, misses school, missing school, slacker, slackers, slacking
'Dad, could I borrow the car and your dress Saturday night?'
'What are you doing on Saturday night?'
'This isn't Lindsey, but I AM free for dinner saturday night.'
'Although rare, Saturday Night Fever on a Tuesday is not unheard of.'
Saturday Night & I Just Got Paid. Com: 'Rock it up...Rip it up...shake it up...ball it up'.
'I'm afraid your husband is P****d, Your Majesty.'
'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'
'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'
'The last brontosaurus on earth unable to understand why he can't get a date for Saturday night.'
Happy Birthday Mr Saturday Night!
Security guard reading CCTV gide.
Me Saturday Night...Me Sunday Morning.