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'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'
"That's what I hear- In the boardroom they're talking sauces."
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"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"
"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."
"It's covered in Provencal sauce which means it's really good."
"I make big batches and freeze it."
"We're out of mayonnaise... again!"
Tags:mayonnaise, sauce, sauces, condiment, condiments, burger, burgers, hamburger, hamburgers, ham burger, ham burgers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, ungrateful, ungratefulness, homecooked meal, homecooked meals, home-cooked meal, home-cooked meals, food critic, food critics, gender stereotype, everyday sexism
Sauce for the Goose
'Mom can't talk now - she's hitting the bottle.'
"O.K. Fair enough. That's a great price for mayonnaise."
Special Hot Sauce/Antidote.
...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.
'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'
'Let there be lite...er, wait. Let me try that again.'
"Anti-corrosion coating be damned - this stuff would taste great with fish."
Tags:scientist, scientists, sciences, scientific, laboratory, laboratories, lab, labs, research, research and development, r & d, laboratory technician, laboratory technicians, laboratory assistant, laboratory assistants, experiment, scientific, breakthrough, breakthroughs, experiments, discovery, discoveries, chemist, chemists, chemistry, scientific trial, lab, laboratory, test, tests, trial, trials, boffins, food, fish, sauce, recipe, recipes, happy accident
Mustard's Last Stand
LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'
"I see ketchup from the burger place and mustard from the hot dog place. Your shirt is a browser history of what you've eaten."
"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, warn, warning, warnings, scallops, creamy, too creamy, sauce, sauces, bad dish, bad choice, bad choices, future, time travel, time machine, time machines, time traveller, time travellers, time traveler, time travelers, time, science, technology, past
'What are you doing putting ketchup on my souffle??? I worked all day on that! Are you out of your mind??'
Tags:souffl?, souffl?s, souffle, souffles, cuisine, cuisines, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, cooked, meal, meals, ungrateful, ketchup, ketchups, sauce, sauces, wife, wives, husband, husbands, taste, tastebud, taste buds, tastes, taste buds, real life adventures
"I hope I'm not being too forward, but if you're hard boiled, I think we'd be great together."