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'At least it's a dry heat'
Chicken Soup for the Soul.
"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"
"I enjoyed the sauna very much, and may I say this is the friendliest bank in my whole business experience?"
"The public seems concerned about the size of government."
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"The temperature's actually the same as out there, but sometimes I just need some Lucifer time."
'...but on the bright side...can't you just feel your pores opening?'
'I'm a door to door salesman so I see it as more of a blessing really.'
"No, it's certainly not too hot, not for me anyway."
'Relax! I just read somewhere that 142 pounds is the new 125!'
Turkish bath: Live long and perspire!
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"Ok, so I'm a little late...no need to tear strips of me!"
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"Thanks, but a free sauna session would be wasted on me: I can't really sweat..."
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'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'
'This? This is my bum-flicking towel. It's less fluffy, for that sharper, whip-cracking effect.'
Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.
Henry's first night at the Heavy Sweaters Support Group.
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"Can I get back to you? I'm eliminating toxins."
'Bertha loved the spa, except when she got soap in her eyes.'
"Have a heart, son, go make your non-verbal statements somewhere else!"
Flies being hit by a cow fart shouting 'sauna!'
"He looks like death warmed up."
Death Warmed Over.