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"My 401(k) is safe. It's tied up in booze futures."
"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"
"You have no 401 K, …. and you call yourself a career criminal?"
"Save for retirement now while you're still young, hot lean and sexy..."The voice of reason makes an obscene phone call.
"How your 401(k) outperformed the dow five years in a row is not the kind of action thriller we're looking for."
"My massive 401(K) retirement savings is going way too slowly."
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'I want to make enough to retire early.'
"Papi, what do you have in your retirement plan?"
'Of course, that's just an estimate for your children's college costs.'
Can you tell me about your 401-kave plan?
'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'