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Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.
"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"
Tags:flying, air travel, airplane, airplanes, airplane seat, airplane seats, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aeroplane seat, aeroplane seats, seat, seats, legroom, no legroom, leg room, no leg room, economy, economy seat, economy seats, budget airline, budget airlines, saw, saws, saw off, amputate, add ons, extra costs, hidden costs
"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"
Tags:magic, magic show, magic shows, performance, performances, entertainment, magician, magicians, magic act, magic acts, magic trick, magic tricks, trick, tricks, saw, saws, saw in half, half, sandwich, sandwiches, sub, subs, submarine sandwich, submarine sandwiches, baguette, baguettes, deli, sandwich shop, sandwich shops, sandwich store, sandwich stores, cafe, cafes, restaurant, restaurants, bad magician, bad magicians
'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
"She does this when she's tired."
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, child, kid, kids, childhood, misbehaving, badly behaved, behaving badly, misbehaved, acting out, tantrums, tantrum, throwing a tantrum, destructive behaviour, saw, saws, chainsaw, chainsaws, insubordinate, insubordination, challenging behaviour, melt down, melt downs, tired, tiredness, sleepy, furniture, destruction, destructive, terrible twos, terrible 2s
"Let it go, Carl!"
"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."
"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."
"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, scare tactic, scare tactics, threat, threaten, threatening, chainsaw, chainsaws, tool, tools, saw, saws, pay attention, boss, bosses, management, manager, managers, manipulate, manipulation, manipulated
'I thought it was going to be minimally invasive.'
Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.
"Dang. Just a thin ring of wood veneer over cheap particle board."
Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine
Tags:tree, trees, lumberjack, lumberjacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood cutter, wood cutters, woodcutting, lumberman, lumbermen, lumberer, lumberers, logger, loggers, cutting down trees, chopping down trees, axe, axes, chopping, cutting, trunk, trunks, tree, trunk, tree trunks, invention, inventions, creative, innovation, innovations, innovative, tool, tools, power tool, power tools, chainsaw, chainsaws, saw, saws, machine, machines
The giant's vision was 20/20 what he really needed was a speech therapist.
'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'
'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'
"You did this? Wow, you're good."
Tags:beaver, beavers, logger, loggers, logging, deforestation, wood, woods, woodsman, woodsmen, lumberjack, lumberjacks, lumber, tree, trees, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, saw, saws, electric saw, electric saws
"Your eyes do need correcting, but we are going to have to go with contacts!"
Tags:shark, sharks, hammerhead, hammerheads, eye, eyes, eyesight, optician, opticians, contact, contacts, contact lens, contact lenses, lens, lenses, blind, blindness, sight, see, sees, seeing, saw, prescribe, prescribes, prescription, prescriptions, correcting, correction, corrections, glasses, spectacles, eye test, eye tests, vision