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Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.
'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."
"I can't believe he brought her."
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"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"
Tags:tree, trees, child, kid, kids, offspring, dendrology, dendrologist, dendrologists, arboreal, saw, saws, sawing, scissors, run with scissors, running with scissors, health and safety, rule, rules, ground rule, ground rules, dangerous toy, dangerous toys, playing with fire, parent, parents, parenting, panic, panics, son, sons, daughter, daughters
'What home project? I just want to get a wine label off.'
Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."
Man watches a saw appear at his waistline until the saw completely cuts around his waist, making his torso fall into his legs.
'I've had it with this job, I want to be a LUMBERJACK!!'
"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"
"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"
'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'
'John, you're never going to teach him new tricks.'
'Doctor, are you certain this is an approved surgical technique?'
Stupid Tree Surgeon.
"You gotta admit, it's straight now."
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Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.
A dad does some repairing in the house while his son follows with a first aid kit.
'...I want to invest in two things - a chainsaw and a dentist.'
Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'
Health and Safety.
Prehistoric Solutions to sawing wood