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Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.
"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"
Tags:magic, magic show, magic shows, performance, performances, entertainment, magician, magicians, magic act, magic acts, magic trick, magic tricks, trick, tricks, saw, saws, saw in half, half, sandwich, sandwiches, sub, subs, submarine sandwich, submarine sandwiches, baguette, baguettes, deli, sandwich shop, sandwich shops, sandwich store, sandwich stores, cafe, cafes, restaurant, restaurants, bad magician, bad magicians
"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"
Tags:flying, air travel, airplane, airplanes, airplane seat, airplane seats, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aeroplane seat, aeroplane seats, seat, seats, legroom, no legroom, leg room, no leg room, economy, economy seat, economy seats, budget airline, budget airlines, saw, saws, saw off, amputate, add ons, extra costs, hidden costs
'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
"She does this when she's tired."
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, child, kid, kids, childhood, misbehaving, badly behaved, behaving badly, misbehaved, acting out, tantrums, tantrum, throwing a tantrum, destructive behaviour, saw, saws, chainsaw, chainsaws, insubordinate, insubordination, challenging behaviour, melt down, melt downs, tired, tiredness, sleepy, furniture, destruction, destructive, terrible twos, terrible 2s
"Let it go, Carl!"
"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, scare tactic, scare tactics, threat, threaten, threatening, chainsaw, chainsaws, tool, tools, saw, saws, pay attention, boss, bosses, management, manager, managers, manipulate, manipulation, manipulated
Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.
'I thought it was going to be minimally invasive.'
Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine
Tags:tree, trees, lumberjack, lumberjacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood cutter, wood cutters, woodcutting, lumberman, lumbermen, lumberer, lumberers, logger, loggers, cutting down trees, chopping down trees, axe, axes, chopping, cutting, trunk, trunks, tree, trunk, tree trunks, invention, inventions, creative, innovation, innovations, innovative, tool, tools, power tool, power tools, chainsaw, chainsaws, saw, saws, machine, machines
"You did this? Wow, you're good."
Tags:beaver, beavers, logger, loggers, logging, deforestation, wood, woods, woodsman, woodsmen, lumberjack, lumberjacks, lumber, tree, trees, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, saw, saws, electric saw, electric saws
"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"
Tags:tree, trees, child, kid, kids, offspring, dendrology, dendrologist, dendrologists, arboreal, saw, saws, sawing, scissors, run with scissors, running with scissors, health and safety, rule, rules, ground rule, ground rules, dangerous toy, dangerous toys, playing with fire, parent, parents, parenting, panic, panics, son, sons, daughter, daughters
Bear vs. Lumberjack
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchers shop, butcher's shop, butchers shops, butcher's shops, diy, do it yourself, do-it-yourself, vegetarianism, vegetarian, vegetarians, veganism, vegan, vegans, consumerism, animal rights, animal rights issue, animal right issues, animal right activist, animal right activism, animal rights activists, cow, cows, beef, self service, self-service, saw, saws, butchery, inhumane, cruel, cruelty
Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."
'I've had it with this job, I want to be a LUMBERJACK!!'
'I need just a hair cut off this.'
"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"
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