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"Oh, for heaven's sake, don't feel that you have to entertain us, too."
Horn Section in a Jazz Band
"Play 'ode to joy'."
Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
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Street musician can't compete with modern CD players.
Hell on trio island
"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"
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Radiator jazz player
'...and on Bass...'
In case of funky emergency, break glass
"Could you at least just try to express how you feel in words?"
Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums
'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'
See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.
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Man playing bum-note.
'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'
A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.
Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.
'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'
'The trick is to always leave them wanting more.'
A Fairytale Update