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"Oh, for heaven's sake, don't feel that you have to entertain us, too."
Horn Section in a Jazz Band
Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
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Street musician can't compete with modern CD players.
Home for retired Jazzmen.
"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."
'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'
"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
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"No wonder these Yo-Yo Ma tickets were still available. He's going to be playing the saxophone."
"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"
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Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.
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Radiator jazz player
'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'
'Oi! Are you looking at my bird?'
'...and on Bass...'
"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"
'Permission to do a saxophone solo denied, counselor.'
'You gotta love a swing state.'
A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.
Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer
"Could you at least just try to express how you feel in words?"
Live performances only - no downloads available.
Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.