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"No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting."
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"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."
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'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'
'And we also thank the FDA for this genetically engineered food.'
"Mom, do I have to say grace before chewing bubblegum?"
"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"
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"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."
"If you don't mind, before I eat you, I'd like to say prayer for world peace."
"Alexa, would you like to say grace?"
"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
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"Thank you for this broccoli which you have provided, Lord, and no hard feelings."
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"I think this may be an appropriate moment to say a few words in memory of the animals we've slaughtered for our pleasure."
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"Bless these chops, these peas, and these potatoes, both actual and couch."
"Put in something about the stock market."
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"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."
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"Thank you for the chicken and thank you for the rice. Thanks for the spinach available on request."
'Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therin.'
"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."
'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'
'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'
Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!
"Lord deliver us from all things carnivorous."
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'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'
"Sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect."
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