Saying I Do Cartoons and Comics

"I now pronounce you a husband-and-wife team."

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

WHIRLWIND COURTSHIP

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Would you excuse me, Miss Arkwright? I just remembered that I promised to forsake all others."

"I know I'm going to be disappointed, but I don't know how, so that's the exciting part."

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"We are gathered here to join together this man and this woman in matrimony—a very serious step, with far-reaching and unpredictable consequences."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

"Do you, Daisy, promise to love, honor, and, in particular, obey Mr. Singer? To beg, sit, stay, heel, and roll over until death do you part?"

"And will you, Lee, take Mimi for granted as long as you both shall live."

"I pronounce you man and wife. The clock is now running."

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

A limousine leaving a wedding ceremony has a sign on the back saying "Gabe and Mary to be featured in the Vows Column of the Sunday Times”.

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."

Best Man's best friend.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"Mark! Susie! Loved the production values!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"