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"I now pronounce you a husband-and-wife team."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, objections, objecting, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, technology, modern life, problem, problems"Would you excuse me, Miss Arkwright? I just remembered that I promised to forsake all others."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, promise, promises, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do"I know I'm going to be disappointed, but I don't know how, so that's the exciting part."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, reception, receptions, party, parties, disappointed, disappointment, exciting, excitement, excited, future, pessimistic, pessimist, pessimists, negative, negative outlookKing Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."
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religion, religious, bible, ancient, biblical, hebrew, old testament, kings, book of kings, judaism, christianity, king solomon, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, polygamy, polygamous, concubine, concubines, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, kiss, kisses, kissing, rabbi, rabbis, minister, ministers, fuss, tzimmes, yiddish, shpasik, jtoons"Please listen carefully to the available options."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, option, options, listen carefully, listen, decision, decisions, deciding, choice, choices, choosing, difficult, big, important, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, modern life"We are gathered here to join together this man and this woman in matrimony—a very serious step, with far-reaching and unpredictable consequences."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, unpredictable, matrimony, love, consequence, consequences, future, happily ever after"You said it—everybody heard you."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, saying i do, witness, witnesses, too late, can't go back, promise, promises, trapped, no escape, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, arguing, conflict, conflicts, bride, brides, groom, grooms"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, promise, promises, love, honour, honor, obey, beg, sit, stay, heel, roll over, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, obedience, training, death, strange, unusual"And will you, Lee, take Mimi for granted as long as you both shall live."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, ceremony, ceremonies, vow, vows, saying i do, wedding vows, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, clock, clocks, time, timer, timers, countdown, countdowns, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splitting, separation, separations, separating, modern life"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, priest, priests, pastor, pastors, problem, problemsA limousine leaving a wedding ceremony has a sign on the back saying "Gabe and Mary to be featured in the Vows Column of the Sunday Times”.
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, just married, newlywed, newlyweds, column, columns, journalism, newspaper, newspapers, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, sign, signs, decorations, decorated, tin cans, wedding tradition, wedding traditions"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, until death do us part, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, suing, divorce, divorces, divorcing, family law, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, wedding planning, planning a wedding, getting married, for better or worse, better, worse, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, futureBest Man's best friend.
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marriage, marriages, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, wedding party, wedding parties, best man, best men, groomsman, groomsmen, man's best friend, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, friend, friends, best friend, best friends, bff, best friends forevers, bffs, friendship, mate, mates"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, church, churches, till death do us part, humiliating, humiliation, humiliations, revelation, revelations, embarrassment, embarrassing, can't get worse, worse, couldn't get worse, come to light, politics, politician, politicians, unromantic, scandal, scandals, affair, affairs, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, cheating, cheater, cheaters, stand by, acceptance, accept"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, second marriage, re-marriage, meeting, meetings, agenda, agendas, minutes, record, records, divorce, divorces, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, multiple marriages, minister, ministers, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, modern life"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, smoking, smoker, smokers, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, health, unhealthy, secondhand smoke"Mark! Susie! Loved the production values!"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, production, productions, production values, film, films, movie, movies, director, directors, producer, producers, compliment, compliments, complimenting, special effects, hollywood, film industry, movie industry"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"
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