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"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."
How not to enter a Cinco de Mayo party
"My dad shot an oryx once."
"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"
"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."
"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"
"Hey, here's someone who looks just like a young you!"
"Since I'm your surgeon, I'll be right there if anything should go wrong."
'Not, 'Leg.' Russell suffers from 'Restless Foot-In-Mouth Syndrome'.'