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'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'
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'I've mislaid a scalpel.'
'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'
'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'
"Which one is the scalpel? I'm here on workfare."
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"Magic wand, stat!"
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Industrial spy in the OR...
"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."
'Sorry, we're shorthanded - please pass over the scalpel...'
'Annnnnd....CUT!' Team of doctors pumping themselves up.
'Mind if I cut in?'
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Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
Med School Mascots.
"Forceps, swab, scalpel, insurance forms."
'Nurse, I said boil the instruments, not roast them.'
'I'll get my scalpel. . . I'll cut an inch off the top of your wellingtons.'
'As long as I'm removing this mole, what do you say I take off the raccoon, as well?'
'Putter... I mean scalpel!'
'I'm putting the scalpels in the freezer now, so that come lunchtime, you can make cold cuts.'
'I'm sorry, but we did all we could to try and save your husband, Mrs. Doornail.'