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"Why does every idea I have, have to be a scheme?"
"With all due respect, I prefer the term 'con artisan'."
"Your doctor pulled the old bait-and-switch. He got you in here, but you only have a cold."
'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'
"Will you pay me to stop trying to sell you useless stuff?"
'Okay - anybody who is still paralyzed because my 250-Euro wonder cure hasn't worked, get up and shake your arms and I'll pay back the money!'
'Damn! I think the FCA have rumbled us.'
Tony's Miracle New Labour