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'OK, Mrs. Dunn. We'll slide you in there, scan your brain, and see if we can find out why you've been having these spells of claustrophobia.'
'...But first, check out the ham sandwich I had for lunch.'
'Mrs. Nortman just sent in this fax of a rash that she's got on her stomach.'
'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'
"I've scanned the horizon for you, chief. This is it."
"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
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'The tests show it's a boy.. we can't tell whether he'll vote Republican or not.'
'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'
'Now, this is critical: Here we see the patient's wallet, and a closer look reveals an expired insurance card.'
"It's a cat-scanner."
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'Well, the crackdown has begun,'
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'It's bad, coach. Not only is your pitcher a belly itcher, but X-rays confirm that he's also got a rubber arm.'
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Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.
'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'
TSA scans of the stars $100.
Price check on barcode.
'The x-rays indicate you don't have a jealous bone in your body.'
"Why can't they be satisfied with a simple checkout scanner?!"
Waste paper bin.
'I'm going to take another x-ray of your chest... this time, put your heart into it.'
Metal detector and security at the gate to heaven
'Your X Rays turned out ok, but not suitable for framing.'