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'OK, Mrs. Dunn. We'll slide you in there, scan your brain, and see if we can find out why you've been having these spells of claustrophobia.'
'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
'...by doubling up on patients in the MRI, we're able to cut costs in half...'
"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."
'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
'...But first, check out the ham sandwich I had for lunch.'
'I have the results of your liver scan. You don't have all your ducts in a row.'
'Mrs. Nortman just sent in this fax of a rash that she's got on her stomach.'
'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'
'Could you maybe fax a copy of this to my radiologist?'
"My God, there's been a terrible accident in our Chicago office!"
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'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'
'I'm afraid it's stupidity. And it appears to be spreading.'
"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
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'I'm afraid you're a jerk, Mr. Weatherby.'
Stack your own/Fly to China and make your own/Scan your own.
"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."
'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'
'My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.'
'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'
'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'
'Sorry, but I've forgotten your name. Turn around and let me scan your UPC code.'
'Don't forget me in this godforsaken donut hole!'
'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'
'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'