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Doctor Sees Patient with Dollar Sign Scar
Shark has tattoos of the divers he has eaten/attacked.
'Ah doctored it with sheep dip an' iodine an' turpentine...'
'Will the surgery leave a scar?'
'The bad cholesterol molecules are the ones with scars and eye patches.'
Cold War Stories
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"And this scar? Bread knife slipped whilst cutting a slice of sourdough."
'What? If anything, my scars are twice as long as yours!'
'And what exactly is the problem with your operation scar?'
Rejection leaves a terrible scar....
Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.
'It's a privilege. Not everyone is fortunate enough to make my team, but those who do are proud to wear the brand.'
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What? He wants a restraining order? He wants a restraining order?! I'm the one with the harpoon scars!!
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'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'
"Sorry, I had the hiccups."
"Normally, I make a tiny incision just below the naval. But I saw a spider."
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'Maybe we could save appendectomy scars until the second date!'
'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'
Surgeon using brown tape to close up a wound.
'Company wargames weekend 1986.'
'I can remove most of it, but you'll be left with Tacoma.'
'Let's just say. . . you toss and turn a lot in your sleep!'
'Don't talk to me about stretch-marks...'
'The biology student fainted at the sight of my blood: I made use of the commotion to escape...'
'Cindy Actually Paid Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid standing in front of a computer camera says, 'You're crazy if you think I'm going to show you my appendectomy scar.