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Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!
New Dread: the magazine of undiscovered fears
'Alright. . . Yes there IS a monster in this closet, and if you don't go to sleep I'm letting it out!'
Spectre of terrorism threatens the world
"Should we keep talking about it calmly or go on the Internet and get scared about it?"
'Coming up after the break - is there an axe-weilding maniac standing behind your couch? The answer may surprise you!'
"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."
'Don't worry; it's just a little end-of-civilization tax selling.'
'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'
'Bradley doesn't actually watch television -- he views it with alarm.'
'And now a quick glance at tonight's top news stories.... Yikes!'
'It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your husband is?'
'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your car keys are?'
'So, now you have the flu! You should have come to me MONTHS ago!'
"I too have heard that G.M. crops are low risk."