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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
The Tin Man Moves On
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'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'
'Hand over the brain.'
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Scarecrow covered with crows approaches complaint department.
Diplomas - No questions asked.
'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'
'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
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Electronic Super Highway
'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'
"Wow! Hat by Calvin Klein, trench coat by Ralph Lauren and gloves by Perry Ellis!"
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'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'
"Actually I've made a pretty good career out of not having a brain."
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"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"
It's the only crossing guard they can afford.
',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'
"You're getting too much fiber."
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With no courage, no heart, or no brain...there's no doubt you'll eventually be approached to run for Congress!!'
'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'
Fox and Hound
'It worked! Dressing the scarecrow like a lawyer has scared everybody away!'
"Would you please stop saying 'That's a no-brainer'!"
Management were serious about a paperless office...
"Okay... Auntie Em warned me about characters like you leading me astray. No courage, no brain, no heart... Oh my, you must be politicians."
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