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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
"So who else is gonna be there?"
The Tin Man Moves On
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The disco suit: Epilogue.
'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'
'Hand over the brain.'
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Scarecrow covered with crows approaches complaint department.
Diplomas - No questions asked.
'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'
'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
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Electronic Super Highway
"Hopefully it scares crows half as well as it scared away our income."
'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'
'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'
"Actually I've made a pretty good career out of not having a brain."
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Anxiety at Work
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"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"
It's the only crossing guard they can afford.
"Yeah, well, I'm not sustainable either."
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',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'
"You're getting too much fiber."
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With no courage, no heart, or no brain...there's no doubt you'll eventually be approached to run for Congress!!'
'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'
Fox and Hound