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The disco suit: Epilogue.
'Hand over the brain.'
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Scarecrow covered with crows approaches complaint department.
'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'
'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
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"Hopefully it scares crows half as well as it scared away our income."
'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'
"Actually I've made a pretty good career out of not having a brain."
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Anxiety at Work
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',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'
"You're getting too much fiber."
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'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'
'It worked! Dressing the scarecrow like a lawyer has scared everybody away!'
"Would you please stop saying 'That's a no-brainer'!"
Management were serious about a paperless office...
"You must have hay for brains if you think that scarf goes with that hat."
"This is what happens when you lack a brain and throw your own surprise birthday party."
Scarecrow's School Days
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"If I only had some bran."
"I'm just filling in for a friend."
"Don't get me started on crows."
"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."
'It's okay - we're in a safe space.'
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"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"