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'Doctors scare me.'
Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'
"What do you say we follow something else?"
"And because of this one, human indiscretion, the man and wife never trusted each other fully again."
Tags:marry, marriage, married, marries, infidelity, cheat, cheats, adulterer, adulterer, campfire, scout camp, scout, scouts, camping, camps, trust, trusting, indiscretion, human indiscretion, divorce, divorcing, relationship, relationships, divorces, divorcees, scary, scare, scary stories, story, ghost, ghost story, wife, husband, wives, husbands, tent, tents, scouting
"You don't need the scythe anymore. The hoodie scares them to death."
"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, lion tamer, lion tamers, animal trainer, animal trainers, trainer, trainers, circus, circuses, chair, chairs, whip, whips, entertainment, show, perform, performance, performances, scary, scared, afraid, fear, threaten, threatening, remind me, reminder
'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'
Tags:rugby, rugby league, rugby union, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, violent, violence, describe, describes, describing, described, description, descriptions, scare, scares, scaring, scared, scary, mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster, pulverize, attack, attacks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Gateway to Mr. Beck
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, threatening, scary, fierce, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, gateway, gateways, gatekeeper, gatekeepers, protect, protection, appointment, appointments, guard, guards, guarding
'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'
"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."
And after our practice sessions, I can't stress this enough - Do not breathe directly into the headset. It scares people.
Tags:call, calls, calling, caller, callers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, center, centers, centre, centres, train, trains, training, trainer, practice, practices, breathe, breathes, headset, headsets, scare, scary, scares, scaring, uncomfortable, direct, directs, directly, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Tags:suburbia, suburban, urban life, urban living, middle america, modern america, modern life, modern world, urban, urban legend, legend, legends, campfire, camp fire, campfire story, campfire stories, story, stories, spooky, scary, scary story, scary stories, halloween, ghost story, ghost stories, camp, camping, camper, campers, camp out, camp-out, pilates, pilates instructor, middle class, middle classes, millennial, millennials
"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
Tags:scary, scared, threat, dread, threaten, threatening, terrify, terrifying, halloween, scary skinny, thin, skinny, bones, skeleton, skeletons, adult fear, adult fears, adulthood, adult hood, modern life, modern, adulting, existential dread, existential, scary tan, tanned, tanning beds, sun burn, sun burned, shrivel, shrivelled, scary fat, morbid, morbidly obese, obese, obesity, scary smart, smarter than a, brainiac, prodigy, genius, geniuses, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks
"There's been talk of having you disbarred."
Tags:history, historical, military, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, warrior, warriors, barbarian, barbarians, horse, horses, armor, armour, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, disbarred, law, practicing law, practising law, fierce, fearsome, scary
'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'
Tags:adventure, adventures, adventurer, adventurers, skydive, skydives, skydiving, skydiver, skydivers, school, schools, parachute, parachutes, chute, chutes, reserve, reserves, spring, springs, shoe, shoes, bounce, bounces, bouncy, worry, worried, worries, scare, scares, scared, scary, close to home
"I'm going to ask you a series of scary questions. When I'm done, let's see if you can guess why I'm asking them."
'I think we should make an offer on this house, what do you think?'
"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."
'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'
'Oh don't mind her, she's just deathly afraid of ugly children.'
"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"
Tags:laptop, laptops, tech, technological, computer, computers, monitor, monitors, screen, screens, escape, escaped, escapes, key, horror, horrors, movie, movies, film, films, reference, pop culture, cinema, horror genre, horror movie, keyboard, keyboards, qwerty, hand, hands, haunt, haunts, haunted, haunting, scare, scared, scary, halloween
"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
Tags:twin, twins, evil twin, evil twins, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent, parents, parenting, set of twins, identical twin, identical twins, evil, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, parenting, personality, personalities, child development, develop, develops, developing, childhood, childhoods, grow old, grows old, growing old, upbringing, upbringings, bring up, brings up, bringing up
On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
Tags:childhood, childhood fear, childhood fears, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, phobic, phobics, irrational fear, irrational fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, haunted house, haunted houses, halloween, shampoo, shampoos, shampooing, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, snowsuit, snowsuits, hate, hates, pet peeve, pet peeves, annoyance, annoyances
"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"
Tags:television, televisions, show, shows, program, programs, programme, programs, tv, tvs, t.v., watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, horror, horrifying, suspense, suspenseful, terrifying, scary, thriller, thrillers, nail-biter, nail-biters, violent, violence, graphic, politics, government, governments, convention, conventions, political, president, presidents, presidential, election, elections, candidate, candidates, political party, political parties, democratic national convention, democratic party, democrat, democrats, republican national convention, republican, republicans, republican party, gop, nomination, nominations, nominating, future, delegate, delegates, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, primary, primaries