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Just a little seasoning...
'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'
"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"
"It's a shopping list from the raccoons."
Tags:animal, animals, raccoon, raccoons, scavenger, scavengers, trash, garbage, rubbish, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, mess, messy, eat, eating, list, lists, shopping list, shopping lists, groceries, food, shopping, picky, choosy, fussy, demanding, home ownership, owning a home, housework, taking out the garbage, taking out the trash, chose, chores
"After eating all the crumbs under the sofa cushions, I'd rather have something sweet."
'...Just collapse right there and quit!!'
Tags:vulture, vultures, bird, birds, scavenger, scavengers, run, runs, running, runner, runners, ran, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, jogged, collapse, collapses, collapsed, collapsing, hope, hopes, hoping, hopeful, quit, quits, quitting, quitter, quitters, hunger, hungers, hungry, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'It doesn't look good, Bob!'
"Does anything die and become dessert?"
Tags:vulture, vultures, carrion eater, carrion eaters, bird, birds, carrion bird, carrion birds, child, kid, kids, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dinner, dinner time, dinnertime, pudding, dinners, puddings, dessert, desserts, chick, chicks, vulture chick, vulture chicks, baby vulture, learn, learning, inquisitive, scavenging bird of prey, scavenging birds of prey, scavenger, scavengers, unfair, unfairness, question, questions, eat your dinner first
The bear inspects and eats the garbage.
"Bottomfeeders, Crampton, Are essential to a healthy ecology."
"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"
Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.
"Go tell the kids dinner's almost ready."
Somehow, Henrietta had dropped into an unexpected flight path....A sixth sense told her to hold that path, no matter what!!
"It is too a period of recovery."
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, recovery, in recovery, recession, the recessions, financial crash, economic crash, vulture, vultures, stalk, stalking, stalker, stalkers, period of recovery, periods of recovery, financial recovery, lie, lies, lying, politician, politicians, scavenger, scavengers, banker, bankers
Octopus Diver Trap
"Man, this is taking forever. Let's go find some fast food."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, duel, duels, duelling, dueling, shootout, shootouts, stand off, stand offs, mexican standoff, mexican standoffs, buzzards, vulture, vultures, carrion, scavenger, scavengers, scavenging, cowpokes, old west, gun duel, showdown, kill, shoot, dying, buzzard, long wait, long waits, impatient, impatience, fast food, drive-thru, drive through
'Can I pick your brains?'
'I find it difficult not to entertain the occasional negative thought.'
"It's not carrion! It's carry-out!"
"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"
Carrion versus Carry-In Dinners
'Vultures are renowned for their use of thermals'.
'Oh boy.. WHEELS ON MEALS!'
'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'