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"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."
"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
Tags:wine, wines, product, products, fake, fakes, false, falsify, trick, tricks, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, alcohol, alcoholic, pretentious, pretentiously, wine tasting, wine-tasting, drink, drinking, drank, drunk, drunken, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, wine and cheese, upper class, class, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, posh, fancy
In case of fire, do not use elevators... except for Larry.
'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'
Tags:boy band, boy bands, form, forms, forming, formed, create, creates, creating, created, finance, finances, financial, financed, scheme, schemes, plan, plans, planning, planned, cymbal, cymbals, tuba, tubas, brass, music box, music boxes, instrument, instruments, musician, musicians, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I understand you wanted to talk about a risky pay raise scheme."
"O.K., Let's try this scenario..."
Tags:proposition, proposal, proposals, suggestion, suggestions, influence, influences, scheme, schemes, scenario, scenarios, sad, sadness, melancholy, melancholic, depressed, depression, crisis, cheer, cheering up, cheer up, cheer ups, wingman, wingmen, friend, friends, buds, pals, bud, pal, stranger, strangers, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, drunk, drunken, drunks, pub, pubs
'I tell ya, that was sheer genius getting those flimsy chairs for the waiting area! We've been selling a ton of diet pills.'
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, diet pill, diet pills, obese, obesity, fat, fatness, pharmacy, pharmacies, pharmacist, pharmacists, flimsy chair, flimsy chairs, flimsy, breaks, break, breaking, fragile, plan, plans, scheme, schemes, cunning, waiting area, waiting areas, customer, customers, close to home
"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."
'We still have some kinks to work out with the new pet therapy program.'
Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.
Flim & Flam Partners in Crime
'We're transferring you to our Final Straw pension scheme.'
Git Rich Quik Skeem - Only $1,000,000.
"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."
'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'
"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."
Tags:bank, banks, banker, bankers, bank robbery, bank robberies, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, crimes, criminals, criminal, work, working, worker, workers, work for a living, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, bad criminal, bad criminals, getaway car, getaway cars, law, laws, law and order, job, jobs, get a job, getting a job, make money, makes money, making money, get rich, getting rich, life hack, life hacks, job, jobs, career, careers, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, scheming
Corporate Leaders Gather In A Field Outside Darien, Connecticut, Where One Of Them Claims To Have Seen The Invisible Hand Of The Marketplace
Tags:business, businessmen, market, money, money making, scheme, schemes, plot, plots, scheming, plotting, businessman, greed, greedy, exec, executive, executives, delusion, delusions of grandeur, religion, religiously, religious, religious imagery, holy, miracle, miraculous, bless, blessed, hand of, myth, myths, mythological, sighting, vision, visions, big business, corporate, corporations, management, managers
'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'
'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'
Egyptian: 'I want you to build a 3-D triangle for the Pharaoh.' Slave says, 'Sounds like some kind of pyramid scheme.'
"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."
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"Whoa! I've read some hare-brained, preposterous proposals in my day. . . so I guess one more won't hurt."
"You'll go far in this organization, Taylor, unless I manage to stop you."
Tags:career ladder, career ladders, climb, climbs, climbing, ladder climber, ladder climbers, ambitious, ambition, ambitions, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies, stop, stops, stopping, career killer, career killers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, executive, executives, jealous, jealousy, employee, employees, usurp, overtake, overtakes, overtaking, scheme, schemes, scheming
"I should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I put Grandpa's false teeth under my pillow."
Perry: "Thanks Goodness I saved you from that nasty Social Security Ponzi Scheme..."