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"Sometimes I can't remember if I'm good cop or bad cop."
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Schizophrenia group therapy.
"Who the hell are you going to listen to - the voices in your head, or your best friend?"
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"You're delusional, paranoid schizophrenic, like a fox."
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"With people's busy schedules these days, it's a wonder they all can find the time to be out to get me."
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As you can see from his violent resistance to being injected witha cocktail of psychotropic drugs the patient is clearly psychotic.
It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers'these days - put this one on instead.
'You appear to have a bipolar disorder.'
'It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers' in this day and age...put this one on instead.'
"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'
Me, myself and I.
"Could I do this with an imaginary friend?"
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'The good news is you haven't been hearing voices in your head. The even better news is I've found your iPod.'
Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.
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'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'
'She's got a split personality and she's overweight in both!'
The voices in Preston's head preferred leaving voicemail messages.
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It wasn't the voices in his head that bothered Stanley so much as it was the thick, foreign accent he couldn't understand.
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Muliple Personality Clinic...Please take numbers as appropriate.
'Guess who?'/'My brain.'/'I'll have to start disguising my voice.'
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"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"
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"I don't feel like myself this morning so you can call me Maurice."
My meds spoke to me this morning.
'Thank GOODNESS we've moved on from the bad old days when people with mental health problems were just labelled 'mad!''
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