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Proud Parents of Underachievers
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Hoping to convince the university that he is worthy of a wrestling scholarship, Nick pins the director of admissions in 13 seconds.
"A final word of thanks to those hard working scholars: The Term-Paper Ghostwriters."
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"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."
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Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas
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Explaining it on layman's terms
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"
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Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.
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Graduate receives a Certificate of Participation.
'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'
After earning her PHD, Repunzel was right ar home in her academic ivory tower.
How to appear more interesting.
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"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."
'Medieval Studies is going nowhere without a 5-year strategic plan.'
'It started with a simple case of peer review.'
"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."
"Mr. Kellwood is looking for someone to assist him in recasting his journals into a form suitable for wider audience. The tone should be urbane, warm, and scholarly—somewhat in the manner of Lewis Thomas, but, of course, about plywood."
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Those who can, those who can't.
"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."
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"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."
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'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'
'This is a prototypical scholarly book. It has no purpose.'
"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"