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Hoping to convince the university that he is worthy of a wrestling scholarship, Nick pins the director of admissions in 13 seconds.
'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'
'Granted, it's not a traditional sport, but I was hoping a party school might offer athletic scholarships for beer pong.'
'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'
'. . . It's not about whether you win or lose, it's about how big a college scholarship you get.'
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'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'
After earning her PHD, Repunzel was right ar home in her academic ivory tower.
"Here's to the greatest goddam foundation in the history of foundations—the MacArthur Foundation, or whatever the hell it's called!"
"No time for cocoa, Mom. Getting my life plan started early by checking out colleges, courses offered and scholarships available."
Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
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Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'
"How nice. The tooth fairy has donated $10 toward your college fund - for your tooth."
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'It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to GIVE there.'
"I never dreamed it would be so difficult to give away money."
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"The typical immigrant story. A large family, we leave Vietnam, travel from place to place, finally open a small store. Scholarship to M.I.T. I'm a nuclear physicist."
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"We are prepared to offer a full scholarship to your son's phone."
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Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'
'A 217 in math and a 222 in reading? Really those are fine SAT scores. Fine Scores. You'll make a great addition o our football team, Brad.'
'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'
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'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'
'Reading this grant proposal, I conclude that you must have gotten an A in creative writing.'
Gran'ma's Pies: 'We award scholarships every year for growing the largest pumpkins!'