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'You call that an essay on cricket? It's only half a page.'
'I don't need to do my homework. I outsourced it to a kid in China.'
'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'
"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."
"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."
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"Before the bell rang our teacher gave us homework...to go!"
"No, you're not getting too old for school."
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"Who gives you homework?"
"Dad want's me to hit the books."
"The next time you eat my homework eat it before I've actually done it."
"My Dad helped with my homework so don't blame me."
"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."
"Dad's helping me with my homework. Where do we keep the aspirin?"
'I brought my own fact checkers to make sure you don't slip up.'
'Your grading scale needs to be calibrated.'
'Girls her age don't act like they're listening, but. . . they are. . . She knows what you expect of her, and she'll live up to that, more or less. . . C'mon. How much trouble can she get into?'
'I met with Holly's teacher today...I'm trying to head off trouble. I want her to apply herself this year!!'
"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."
"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."
'This report, that your downloaded, is very good. Did you staple it yourself?'
"I felt sorry for you, so instead of eating your homework, I corrected it."
'Dad, can I play video games now and help you help me with my homework later?'
'Ask your mother. She's the one who knows how to find information on the Internet.'
"I had that nightmare again where I get eaten by a dog!"
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