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School boys sitting test.
"When I was your age I had to carry a backpack that weighed a ton. You only have to carry a flash drive."
Homework eating dogs
School Boys: Who paid for the bag?
'I'm not actually fat - my mum wraps me up in cotton wool.'
'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'
"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."
The 'I'd rather be fishing' prayer.
"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'
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'My dad wants a word with you!'
Boy: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my dad's Mortgage is BIGGER than YOUR dad's!
You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"
I've decided to return to study.'
"We had decimals today and I think they've followed me home!"
Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.
Schoolmaster says 'know', schoolboy thinks 'no'.
'What it all boils down to is that I'm being punished for being a member of the human race!'
'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'
'Is 'crapped' a passed participle?'
"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."
'I bet you can't guess what those Libyan diplomats and I have in common.'
Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!
The boss is sending me back to school.
'School Timetable - Literacy, Numeracy, Obesity.'