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"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"
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'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'
"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."
Tags:vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegetarian, diet, diets, dieting, piggy bank, piggy banks, animal product, animal products, animal right, animal rights, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, cafeteria, cafeterias, extreme, extremes, extremist, extremists, outlier, outliers, school lunch, school lunches
"I hear the school paper gave the cafeteria 5 stars!"
Tags:school paper, school newspaper, school newspapers, cafeteria, cafeterias, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, cafe, cafes, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fussy eating, five stars, 5 stars, restaurant rating, restaurant review, restaurant reviews, food critic, food critics
'I need an antacid. I'm having lunch in the school cafeteria today.'
It was soon discovered that no matter how digital everything becaue at school, it didn't work too well for the cafeteria lunches.
'Aw, man-seeds again?'
"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."
Tags:alphabet soup, font, fonts, font type, font types, font-type, font-types, menu, menus, school, schools, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, cafeteria, cafeterias, specials board, specials boards, kid, kids, school lunch, school lunches, lunchbreak, lunch break, lunch breaks, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, food critic, food critics
"That's the problem with Easter eggs. My mother thinks they're food."
"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"
"Having more fruits and vegetables does make for better food fights."
Tags:fruit, fruits, fruit portion, fruit portions, veg, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable portion, vegetable portions, school lunch, school lunches, lunch program, lunch programs, food fight, food fights, cafeteria, cafeterias, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters
"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"
Tags:baldo, crawl under a rock, crawls under a rock, faux pas, cafeteria, cafeterias, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, soda, sodas, spilled soda, spilled sodas, crawling under a rock, embarrassed, embarrassment, humiliation, wet trousers, wet pants, wet jeans, pee stain, pee stains, stain, stains
"Your family is pretty messed up."
"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"
Tags:baldo, cafeteria, family member, family members, lunch lady, lunch ladies, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, cafeteria lady, cafeteria ladies, new job, new jobs, invasion of privacy, invasion of personal space, personal space, school, high school, high schooler, high schoolers, teen, teens, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, extra helping, extra helpings, second helping, second helpings
"Don't worry about serving chicken to a vegetarian, Carmen. We all make mistakes. I once mistook a mop bucket for a soup pot."
"They love me...they really, really love me!"
Tags:baldo, lunch lady, lunch ladies, extra helping, second helping, second helpings, good food, good foods, cafeteria, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, macaroni and cheese, portion, portions, portion size, portion sizes, portion control, compliment, compliments, take a compliment, taking a compliment
"School lunch was pretty good today."
"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"
Tags:baldo, return, returns, returning, reunion, reunions, lunch lady, lunch ladies, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, reunite, reunites, reuniting, cafeteria worker, cafeteria workers, cook, cooks, cooking, new school year, new school years, start of the school year, back to school, sentimental attachment, sentimental attachments, cooking pot, cooking pots, dutch oven, dutch ovens
"Hey Rayna! I got you some chocolate milk!"
"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"
Tags:baldo, salad, salads, cafeteria, cafeterias, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, lunch lady, lunch ladies, chicken finger, chicken fingers, food hygiene, hygiene, poor hygiene, student prank, student pranks, prank, pranks, vegetarian, vegetarians, additive, additives, meat additive, meat additives, frozen food, frozen foods, preservative, preservatives, contaminant, contaminants, vegetarian, vegetarians, meat, meats, low quality food, low quality foods
"What? No! Norma, the hairnets are not edible!"
"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"
"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."
"I'll be there for you, Estella. I'll wait...as long as it takes. You can depend on me."
Tags:baldo, reliable, reliability, lunch, lunches, lunch time, lunch date, lunch dates, lunchtime, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, wait, waits, waiting, commitment, long term relationship, long term relationships, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, high school girlfriend, high school girlfriends, high school boyfriend, high school boyfriends, save a seat, saving a seat, dramatic, being dramatic
"What are you making, Norma?"