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"So what if he paid a classmate to do his homework – it was his own allowance."
Tags:parent, parents, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parenting, parenthood, pushy parent, pushy parents, that parent, those parents, child, children, school child, school children, privilege, privileged, wealth, wealthy, cheat, homework, allowance, pocket money, teacher, teachers, teaching, dealing with parents, classmate, classmates
The horn of paper
"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"
"Will you at least let him finish the term?"
"School's okay, if you don't mind unlearning everything you learned at home."
"All my lunch money's in real estate."
Tags:bully, bullies, school bully, school bullies, lunch money, stealing lunch money, stolen lunch money, threat, threats, threatening, threaten, children, child, school children, school child, real estate, money, wealth, school yard, school yards, school, schools, property, investment property, investment properties
"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."
"He says what's on his mind and I like that!" "No P.C. filter. Let's give him a nuclear arsenal."
Tags:child, children, school child, school children, childish, infantile, immature, tantrum, tantruming, tantrums, school, schools, bully, bullies, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, plain talking, p.c., pc, politically correct, political correctness, political correctness gone mad
"Today our teacher gave everyone lifetime achievement awards."
"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, modern motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parenthood, child, children, daughter, daughters, school child, childhood, modern childhood, school, school app, school apps, app, technology, technology addiction, technology addict, technology addictions, technology addicts
"How's school? Have you made some cronies?"
Tags:father, fathers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, fatherhood, child, children, son, sons, school child, school children, school kids, school, schools, school friend, school friends, friend, friends, cronie, cronies, cronyism, elite, 1%, one percent, 1 percent, wealthy, rich, rich family, rich families, boys club, old boys club
"REally? But it looked so good on paper."
"I'm afraid your son has been confusing 'your' and you're' when he mercilessly bullies his peers online."
Tags:bully, bullies, bullying, online bully, online bullies, online bullying, troll, trolls, internet troll, internet trolls, grammar, bad grammar, grammar mistake, grammar mistakes, grammar pedant, grammar pedants, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, teacher, teachers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, parent teacher meeting, school child, school children, son, sons, shame, ashamed, bring shame to the family, brought shame to the family
Required seventh grade reading list
I will not waste chalk
"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."
School closings of the future
'I need ur homework ASAP!'
They were right. Life did get better after middle school.
'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'
"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, school kids, school child, school children, packed lunch, packed lunches, lunch, lunches, fussy eater, fussy eaters, food snob, food snobs, foodie, foodies, wine pairing, wine pairing, middle class child, middle class children, middle class problem, middle class problems, wine, wine connoisseur, cabernet, red wine, tuna, tuna fish, tuna sandwich, tuna sandwiches, disgust, gross
"Oh no, not homework again."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, feed the dog, feedling the dog, dogs dinner, homework, ate homework, dog ate my homework, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, school children, school child, school, schools, bad lie, bad lies, lie, lies, liar, liars, teacher, teachers
'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'
"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."
Goody 3 Shoes