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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.
'Alex, you get a gold star. Colin, you get the, uhm, border around the stars.'
"So what if he paid a classmate to do his homework – it was his own allowance."
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The horn of paper
"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"
You need to learn punctuation. I'ts, important later! 'in life'
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
Tags:kid, kids, school, schools, schooling, pupil, pupils, school children, school kids, teacher, teachers, lesson, lessons, subject, subjects, test, tests, exam, exams, examination, examinations, fail, failed, fails, failing, answer, answers, mark, marks, marked, weatherman, weather man, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'
'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'
"Will you at least let him finish the term?"
My child is an honor student at Glasslicker Elementary School.
"School's okay, if you don't mind unlearning everything you learned at home."
How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.
"All my lunch money's in real estate."
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"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."
Sixth grade teacher Linda LeBlanc was having a tough time getting psyched up about the new school year.
"He says what's on his mind and I like that!" "No P.C. filter. Let's give him a nuclear arsenal."
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"Today our teacher gave everyone lifetime achievement awards."
'No, this is its nucleus, not its cell phone.'
'No response, We'll have to use the corporate logo flashcards again,'
"How's school? Have you made some cronies?"
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"REally? But it looked so good on paper."
'I thought 60 was the new 40?'
"I'm afraid your son has been confusing 'your' and you're' when he mercilessly bullies his peers online."
Tags:bully, bullies, bullying, online bully, online bullies, online bullying, troll, trolls, internet troll, internet trolls, grammar, bad grammar, grammar mistake, grammar mistakes, grammar pedant, grammar pedants, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, teacher, teachers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, parent teacher meeting, school child, school children, son, sons, shame, ashamed, bring shame to the family, brought shame to the family