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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
'Alex, you get a gold star. Colin, you get the, uhm, border around the stars.'
Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.
You need to learn punctuation. I'ts, important later! 'in life'
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'
'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'
My child is an honor student at Glasslicker Elementary School.
Sixth grade teacher Linda LeBlanc was having a tough time getting psyched up about the new school year.
How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.
'No, this is its nucleus, not its cell phone.'
'No response, We'll have to use the corporate logo flashcards again,'
'I thought 60 was the new 40?'
'This is how we learned things before Wikipedia.'
'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'
'I know you were elected class president...'
I couldn't remember who the dickens wrote David Copperfield and Oliver Twist.
'Possessive pronouns? Um, iPod, yourPod, theirPod?'
'Haven't you ever heard of statistical manipulation?'
'Who invented arithmetic?' 'Henry the 1/8.'
"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"
'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'
Math story problem
Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?