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"I would like to run for class president but the vetting process might disclose that I faked sleep during nap time in pre-school."
"He's my running mate."
"Bad news. The press got a hold of your kindergarten paste eating scandal."
"Bad news! They hacked Santa's computer and you're on the naughty list!"
'Where's all the money in politics I've been hearing so much about.'
Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.
"I hate it when these campaigns go negative."