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"They may be your grades, but they're the return on my investment."
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'I only got a C minus, but as soon as I get home, I'm planning on downloading an upgrade.'
Express Lane: 10 or less quibbles about grades
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"My grades have slipped since Dad stopped helping me with my homework."
"Dad, I know that you are an atheist, but now do you believe in miracles?"
"I'm not a programmer, so the fact that you translated your report card into code makes me a little suspicious."
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'My teacher gave me an F+ for failing so spectacularly.'
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"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."
"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"
'Boy, am I in trubbal.'
'My grades could be better if the school had a data driven, evidence based curriculum in the classroom.'
'Put it under something.'
History Doesn't Repeat Itself
"Maybe I'd get better grades, Dad, if you came up with some kind of stimulus package."
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'So, I take it that this is not one of your better report cards!'
'At this rate, I'll never be president, and you'll never be Bo.'
"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."
'But in the Global Marketplace you're only 650,247,555th.'
'It was easier when you went to school, Dad. That was before the information age.'
'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'
'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'
'Hey Doreen - Justin has got 95% for truancy!'
Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'
'Here at Holly wood high school we grade on a scale of 1 to 10.'
'Your mother and I thought you understood, Billy, that our love for you was highly conditional on you doing well in school.'