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Bologna - The Sandwich
Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.
'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'
"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"
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'They never quit, do they?'
"I'll trade you my soy milk for your wheatgrass juice."
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"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"
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'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'
'No, It's not last years leftovers.'
"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."
"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."
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'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'
"She said it's not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."
'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'
"Ah...the sweet smell of brominated vegetable oil...it takes me right back to my school days!"
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'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'
It was soon discovered that no matter how digital everything becaue at school, it didn't work too well for the cafeteria lunches.
'I need an antacid. I'm having lunch in the school cafeteria today.'
"I won't miss Michelle Obama."
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'I don't want to go to school! You know those kids will devour me!'
"That's the problem with Easter eggs. My mother thinks they're food."
"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."
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"The bad news is New Jersey will be cutting back on our school lunch program."
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"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
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"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"
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