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Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.
"I take it you got the lead in the school play."
Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'
'May I remind you Jeremy that you're auditioning for the role of a munchkin.'
"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."
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Romeo and Juliet 2.0
Tags:teen, teens, teenage, teenager, teenagers, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, school play, school plays, school drama, school dramas, romeo and juliet, shakespeare, modern adaptation, modern adaptations, text, texts, modern romance, modern romances, text message, text messages, teen culture, youth culture
"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."
"Wasn't that your dad with the video camera, the tripod, the battery pack, the extension cord, the..."
Tags:embarrassing parent, embarrassing parents, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassing dad, embarrassing dads, embarrassing, embarrassed, humiliation, humiliations, humiliated, public, school play, school plays, video camera, video cameras, proud parent, proud parents, family video, family videos, paper bag
"Your apple was definitive!"
'I'm a pilgrim in the Thanksgiving play. I need a paper hat and a wild turkey by Friday.'
'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'
'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'
'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'
'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'
Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'
'I know one thing about pilgrims. Their mothers picked out their clothes.'
'I was an egg in the Easter play.'
"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."
'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'
Tags:animal, narwhal, narwhals, unicorns, unicorn, horn, kid, school, play, fantasy, father, dad, narwhale, narwhales, toothed whale, toothed whales, toothed-whale, toothed-whales, schools, school play, school plays, cast, casts, actor, actors, acting, drama class, drama classes, drama lesson, drama lessons
'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'
"Why are you playing out in your nativity play costume, son?"
...and a child was born in Bethlehem.
'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'