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The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.
"Your butler, your father and I are concerned that with grades like these, you'll just end up being part of the 99%."
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'I'd do better if she'd ask questions more closely matching my answers.'
"This report is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Go to your room."
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"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."
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'Sure the grades are bad, but on the bright side I'm achieving consistency in my academic brand.'
'I would have had higher grades, but I donated them to charity.'
'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'
'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'
'Whenever I get a good test grade I show it to my mother. Whenever I get a bad test grade, I show it to my grandma.'
"What did you expect from a failing educational system?"
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'I don't think it was a very productive year for Ms. Read. We learned to use all twenty six letters, and she only learned to use the 'C'.'
'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'
'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'
'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'
" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."
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'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.
"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."
'I probably won't be asked to be the first brain donor.'
'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'
'Wow, great marks. Don't tell Daddy - he already suspects you're not his.'
'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'
'It's not your traditional report. I've done it in the form of a YouTube video.'
"How can they call this a progress report?"
"If you give me a good grade in summer school I'll give you a good grade on rating my school teachers."