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In-Service Seminars for Teachers
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'My name is Phylis O'Furr. My students call me Miss Philosopher, because I tell them that inside every 'D' student is an 'A' student trying to get out.'
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'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'
"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"
'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'
'Well, technically, the Ural Mountains are located on the Earth, but I wanted you to be a bit more specific.'
'The challenge in teaching junior high is that the maturity levels can fluctuate from 12th grade to 3rd grade in a matter of seconds.'
'I'll have the decaf. Twenty-one second graders will provide me with enough stimulation.'
'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'
"I didn't do anything on my summer vacation--should I write about what I bought?"
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'I didn't feel answers were necessary. All the questions seemed rhetorical.'
'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'
'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art and hand it in again.'
No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!
"I hope you're not expecting a tip."
'Are you the new English teacher?' 'Yes I are!'
"Congratulations, your funding request for the field trip has been approved."
Teacher gets killed by paper aeroplane.
'I'm Kevin's teacher and I came to meet the cruel stepmother who won't let him do homework...'
"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."
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"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."
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'Yes, I did accept an apple from my third-grader, Billy Smith, but there was no quid-pro-quo.'
"I went into teaching because I've always loved crazy parents."