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In-Service Seminars for Teachers
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'My name is Phylis O'Furr. My students call me Miss Philosopher, because I tell them that inside every 'D' student is an 'A' student trying to get out.'
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'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'
"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"
'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'
'The challenge in teaching junior high is that the maturity levels can fluctuate from 12th grade to 3rd grade in a matter of seconds.'
'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'
'I'll have the decaf. Twenty-one second graders will provide me with enough stimulation.'
"I didn't do anything on my summer vacation--should I write about what I bought?"
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'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art and hand it in again.'
"I hope you're not expecting a tip."
"Congratulations, your funding request for the field trip has been approved."
Teacher gets killed by paper aeroplane.
'I'm Kevin's teacher and I came to meet the cruel stepmother who won't let him do homework...'
"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."
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"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."
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"I went into teaching because I've always loved crazy parents."
'Yes, I did accept an apple from my third-grader, Billy Smith, but there was no quid-pro-quo.'
"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."
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"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"
"Your fifteen minutes are up. Next time, raise your hand before asking questions."
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'Let's just say that he could grow up to be Vice-President.'
Teacher - 'Good morning pupils!' Children - 'Good morrrrrning Miss Iris!'
Either these are the worst excuses I've ever seen, or I need to call protective services.
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