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"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."
"Don't worry. When I was ten I flew alone from Colombia to Azerbaijan with a backpack full of black-tar heroin, and I survived."
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"Now remember, children, if you get lost just show someone your hat, your t-shirt, your sign and your flag, and then say 'I'm from Central Elementary', just to make sure."
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School Trip To The Beach
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'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'
"The Last Field Trip"
"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."
"Dumpty? Dumpty? Uh-oh."
"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."
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"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"
"How was your class field trip to the zoo?"
A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit
A group of Little Red Riding Hoods
'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'
'And that's why we make 'em sign permission slips.'
The Litany Of Fun
'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'
"That was a boring field trip."
"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."
'We're on a fieldtrip to the surface,'
'The barbarians are at the gate!'
"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."
Art Museum field trip.
'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'
Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing. Only they'll call it a 'Luxury motor coach tour'.