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"All he did was stick gum in my hair, and now I have to put up with all this innuendo."
"When I was your age I had to carry a backpack that weighed a ton. You only have to carry a flash drive."
'If this is my final mark, I have no choice but to go to mediation.'
'Your kind offer of taking a gap year to hitch-hike around the world NOW rather later is VERY TEMPTING to men and your mother - but you are GOING TO SCHOOL!'
Personal conker trainer.
'I'm not actually fat - my mum wraps me up in cotton wool.'
"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."
"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'
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'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'
'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'
'More might have turned up, Sir, if you had put the apostrophe in the correct place.'
'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'
'I'm not eating that - it hasn't been advertised on the telly...'
Boy squashed under lawn roller.
You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"
Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.
'Just my luck! Out of all the kids in school, I end up being Davey Jones' locker partner!'
"Oh, that's Twiddlecock - the only boy in the school without a nickname."
'Cool eh man. I got on board without a ticket, no passport and they didn't even take my 44 Magnum!'
Schoolmaster says 'know', schoolboy thinks 'no'.
"History again! Is there no end to it?"
'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'
"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."
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'I told teacher what you said about not wanting them taking my fingerprints. . .'