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'Is there a 'back to school' app?'
"With global warming how will we ever have those character building walks to school in a blizzard?"
"Oh, honey, I'm so sorry – I didn't know your mom and dad were doing a project together. Is it in the kitchen? Do you want to talk about it?
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"Others have underestimated me, Tyler, to their regret."
Duck and Cover in the Trump Era
Tags:duck and cover, nuclear explosion, nuclear attack, nuke, nukes, cold war, school, schools, schoolchild, schoolchildren, gunman, school shooting, school shootings, north korea, trump era, trump tweet, trump, tweets, social media, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies
"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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'Your kind offer of taking a gap year to hitch-hike around the world NOW rather later is VERY TEMPTING to men and your mother - but you are GOING TO SCHOOL!'
"Dad, I know that you are an atheist, but now do you believe in miracles?"
The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.
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"That is so wrong."
'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'
"They're cute, but they have too much power."
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"It's a broken education system when the only solution is more and more homework."
Tags:homework, schoolchildren, student, students, broken education system, education system, educational system, education systems, improving schools, test score, test scores, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, critiquing, criticising, criticizing, solution, solutions, problem, problems, creative, creativity
Carrying Rich Schoolchildren
'...and then we looked over the fiscal cliff.'
'The dog won't eat my homework.'
"We should've expected this last June when they closed but didn't sell the fixtures."
'It's almost Summer. School's almost done! No more teachers to ruin our fun!'
"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."
Tags:pencil, pencils, eraser, erasers, rubber, rubbers, teacher, teachers, modern life, modern lifestyle, school, schools, writing equipment, keyboard, keyboards, kid, kids, modern childhood, obsolete, technological advances, technological advancements, schoolkids, school kids, schoolchildren, school children, schoolchild
"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."
Tags:stick figure, stick figures, art class, art classes, art lesson, art lessons, art teacher, art teachers, kindergarten, nursery school, primary school, primary schools, refreshment, undernourished, nourishment, weight loss, skinny, underweight, parents night, parents' night, family portrait, school, schools, schoolchildren, schoolkids
"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."
"Do you realize that they pay our teacher to come to school every day and we do it for free?"
Young Greg discovers in the same day that he is a homo sapien and his epidermis is showing.
"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."
"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."