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'Is there a 'back to school' app?'
"Today our teacher gave everyone lifetime achievement awards."
'If this is my final mark, I have no choice but to go to mediation.'
"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."
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"I didn't bring an apple, so how about a fruit roll up?"
"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"
"If my teacher keeps piling on the homework I'm going to have to get another dog!"
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'Yes, I know 60% of Americans can't find Nebraska on a map, but this is a map of Nebraska.'
'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'
'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'
"They're cute, but they have too much power."
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Carrying Rich Schoolchildren
'The dog won't eat my homework.'
"We should've expected this last June when they closed but didn't sell the fixtures."
'It's almost Summer. School's almost done! No more teachers to ruin our fun!'
"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."
"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."
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"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."
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"Do you realize that they pay our teacher to come to school every day and we do it for free?"
"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."
Young Greg discovers in the same day that he is a homo sapien and his epidermis is showing.
"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."
"Try to fit in, Dear."
"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."
"Now, if you'll all take out your tablets..."