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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'
Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.
'Is there a 'back to school' app?'
Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'
'Thanks, but my homework is a little beyond your skill set, Mom.'
Ethics exam cheater.
'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'
'Grandpa, what was the biggest upgrade you saw when you went to school?'
'Who would've thought Ms. Kent was following our tweets?'
Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.
'Alex, you get a gold star. Colin, you get the, uhm, border around the stars.'
'In hindsight, I believe that our oversight was shortsighted...'
'ok, who threw that?'
"He appears to have eaten some homework."
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"Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?"
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"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"
"And before you mail your valentines, please make sure your attorney reviews the sexual harassment waiver."
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"Q, W, E, R, T, Y, U, I, O,..."
Tags:alphabet, the alphabet, learning the alphabet, qwerty, qwerty keyboard, qwerty keyboards, keyboard, keyboards, computers in school, school, schools, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern children, modern kids, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, technology, typing, learning to type, touch typing, touch-typing, type, typing, cursive handwriting, phonics, digital, digital age
"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."
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'My teachers have offered to cover the fine as long as you take me out of school.'
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School Bus for The Voucher School
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"So, hw ws yr smmr?"
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"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"
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